2 Minute Noodles (Instant Classic Videogame Reviews) Part 6 - Zero Wing

You know, I'm starting to feel like I'm being taken for a ride here, 'cause I'm getting almost no 2D shooters to review. This time I'm steering a knobbly spaceship with two sidekicks, which look almost exactly like the ship itself. That's why there's a lot of confusion about which of the three knobs has to evade the enemies and which of them can move through scot-free. Oh, this is also the game of "All your base" fame.

Graphics: 60%

Sound: 55%

Gameplay: 65%

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